They have all these classes to teach you about what to expect when you have a baby, and how to care for them in the first few weeks. They teach you things like...
How to give them a bath
How to feed them
How to hold and support their head
What they need to start doing is having a class that teaches you how to do other things that you don't really think of until you have to do them. For instance....
How to change a 30 inch tall, squirmy child when there is no changing table, you are by yourself, and there is no room on the counter. (You would practice sitting on the toilet, balancing the child on your legs and trying really hard not to get poop on your jeans or drop him.)
How to order food at a fast food counter and carry your child, diaper bag, and a tray with food to the table - while not allowing said child to grab a hold of a fry or tip your drink over. (You learn to order it 'to go' so it comes in a sack...and get really excited when the restaurant has the highchair on wheels so you can just wheel them around with you)
How to pee in a public restroom while holding your child becuase you did not bring the stroller in the restraunt. (I'll let you fill in the details on that one)
Locating that perfect parking space so you can nurse your child without giving the shoppers at the local Piggly Wiggly a show.
These are just a few of the skills that I was able to practice while Austin and I were out on a trip today.
Oh the joys of motherhood....Good thing he's cute :)
I am trying to get back in the swing of things with my blog. Or should I say something creative that involves a hop?
Friday, October 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
What a deal!
A fellow Blogger asked how I was saving money at CVS. Here is how I scored today on my best trip yet. The following is a picture of everything I got.

Two Boxes Cereal
One nivea for men body wash
One bag of Candy Corn
One Tylenol Precise Heat therapy patch (4 count)
Three containers of mini candy bars
Four scented oil refills
Three oil warmers
And the grand total out of pocket cost was......$5.77
I made three transactions in order to use the Extra Care Bucks
#1
Nivea - Originally 4.99 (had 1.00off Coup)[Got 4.99 extra care bucks](1.00 Money maker!)
Candy Corn - Originally 0.99 [Received 0.99 extra care buck] (free)
#2
Tylenol Precision 5.99 (had 2.00 off coupon from paper and 2.00 off CVS coupon from Internet) used Extra care bucks from transaction #1 and I also got 2.00 extra care bucks from this one!(free)
#3
Four Airwick Oils (CVS sale - Spend 10 get 5 extra care bucks) + (Coupons for 0.50 off each) [0.75 each]
Three Warmers (had 3 coupons for 'buy an oil get a warmer free') [Free}
Cereal - (CVS sale 1.88 each) + (Coupon for 0.50 off) [ 1.30 each]
Candy - on Sale for 0.77 had to use these to get my total up to $20 so I could use a $4 off $20 internet coupon from CVS) [free]
I also used my extra care bucks from transaction 1 and 2 to help pay for this.
Not every trip is this good...but you get the idea. Yeah for savings!
Two Boxes Cereal
One nivea for men body wash
One bag of Candy Corn
One Tylenol Precise Heat therapy patch (4 count)
Three containers of mini candy bars
Four scented oil refills
Three oil warmers
And the grand total out of pocket cost was......$5.77
I made three transactions in order to use the Extra Care Bucks
#1
Nivea - Originally 4.99 (had 1.00off Coup)[Got 4.99 extra care bucks](1.00 Money maker!)
Candy Corn - Originally 0.99 [Received 0.99 extra care buck] (free)
#2
Tylenol Precision 5.99 (had 2.00 off coupon from paper and 2.00 off CVS coupon from Internet) used Extra care bucks from transaction #1 and I also got 2.00 extra care bucks from this one!(free)
#3
Four Airwick Oils (CVS sale - Spend 10 get 5 extra care bucks) + (Coupons for 0.50 off each) [0.75 each]
Three Warmers (had 3 coupons for 'buy an oil get a warmer free') [Free}
Cereal - (CVS sale 1.88 each) + (Coupon for 0.50 off) [ 1.30 each]
Candy - on Sale for 0.77 had to use these to get my total up to $20 so I could use a $4 off $20 internet coupon from CVS) [free]
I also used my extra care bucks from transaction 1 and 2 to help pay for this.
Not every trip is this good...but you get the idea. Yeah for savings!
Friday, September 10, 2010
Saving money
My new job has become learning how to 'play the coupon game'. I have gotten pretty good at it.
I came home last night with 6 bottles of Sobe Water, 8 bottles of Johnson and Johnson babywash and shampoo and 2 sippy cups all for $8 from CVS....(That's about 75 cents per bottle of baby stuff and the Sobe's were free!! Austin will be clean all year now!)
I noticed the bottom of my receipt the following
Summer 2010 spending $163.97
Year to Date Savings $772.50
I think stores like CVS hate customers like me!
I wonder if I can get to $1000 savings before the year is over?
I came home last night with 6 bottles of Sobe Water, 8 bottles of Johnson and Johnson babywash and shampoo and 2 sippy cups all for $8 from CVS....(That's about 75 cents per bottle of baby stuff and the Sobe's were free!! Austin will be clean all year now!)
I noticed the bottom of my receipt the following
Summer 2010 spending $163.97
Year to Date Savings $772.50
I think stores like CVS hate customers like me!
I wonder if I can get to $1000 savings before the year is over?
Friday, August 27, 2010
Things Austin is learning about his parents
Thursday, August 26, 2010
History of gifts
I admit I am not a history buff...never was my favorite subject in school. But I have been reading a bit in tour books to get ready for our trip to France and realized we did weird things back in the 'old days'.
Take gift giving. We used to give actual presents to people, but recently the gift card has become a very popular item to give people. Back in the old day countries would give huge monumental gifts to each other. For instance the Statue of Liberty...it was a gift to us, the United States. Quite frankly I would not know what to write on that thank you note.
Thank you for the huge statue that we now have to find a place to put, people to ship it there, others to assemble it....etc
Anyway, a lot of the places in the tour books on France talk about how they were built as gifts, or to try and 'smooth the waters' after a certain battle...how odd. We don't do that now-a-days. I wonder what the country size equivalent to the gift card is since we are no longer getting actual gifts....
Take gift giving. We used to give actual presents to people, but recently the gift card has become a very popular item to give people. Back in the old day countries would give huge monumental gifts to each other. For instance the Statue of Liberty...it was a gift to us, the United States. Quite frankly I would not know what to write on that thank you note.
Thank you for the huge statue that we now have to find a place to put, people to ship it there, others to assemble it....etc
Anyway, a lot of the places in the tour books on France talk about how they were built as gifts, or to try and 'smooth the waters' after a certain battle...how odd. We don't do that now-a-days. I wonder what the country size equivalent to the gift card is since we are no longer getting actual gifts....
Monday, August 23, 2010
I am not a runner...Im just saying...
I recently ran in a 5K. That is a little over 3 miles....in a row...running. I think I got tricked into it. A few mom friends of mine were walking in the mornings, then they started walking and running a bit. I joined them and the next thing I know, we're knee deep in four week training course for a 5K. Two of us ran the first race and didn't die. There was a run and a stroller jog. The stroller jog started 5 min after the 5K, so our goal was to not walk and not get passed by someone pushing a stroller. We succeeded in both of our goals, so what do we do?? We sign up for another one. So I have now ran in two 5K's in the past two months and continue to run 2 or 3 times a week.
I ran in high school, but I ran the 100 meter hurdles...one of the shortest races. I did not like running all the way around the track, i preferred the straight line when I could see the finish line at all times and knew when I would be able to stop. Funny thing is, my friend and I keep saying 'we're not runners, we hate running' yet we keep doing it.
We used to run a bit in the morning with the kids in a stroller, then summer came and it was too blasted hot. So now we run at 8:15 at night when it is only 95 degrees out. The kids are asleep at home with the dads so it's our time to be 'not moms'. I guess that's why we do it. We talk the entire time. I didn't realize that was odd until our first race, and no one else was talking. They are all serious and concentrating....and we are just chatting away. Oh well, it makes our race time pass by faster.
I can't believe i am going to type this, but she talked me into running a half marathon in January! Thats 13 miles....about 3.5 hours of running!!! But...I'm not a runner....just so you know.
I ran in high school, but I ran the 100 meter hurdles...one of the shortest races. I did not like running all the way around the track, i preferred the straight line when I could see the finish line at all times and knew when I would be able to stop. Funny thing is, my friend and I keep saying 'we're not runners, we hate running' yet we keep doing it.
We used to run a bit in the morning with the kids in a stroller, then summer came and it was too blasted hot. So now we run at 8:15 at night when it is only 95 degrees out. The kids are asleep at home with the dads so it's our time to be 'not moms'. I guess that's why we do it. We talk the entire time. I didn't realize that was odd until our first race, and no one else was talking. They are all serious and concentrating....and we are just chatting away. Oh well, it makes our race time pass by faster.
I can't believe i am going to type this, but she talked me into running a half marathon in January! Thats 13 miles....about 3.5 hours of running!!! But...I'm not a runner....just so you know.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Brownie trimmer
I admit it....I am a brownie trimmer. Lucky for me, my husband is a crooked cutter.
You know what I mean, right? When the pan of brownies reaches a completed row, and you realize that if you cut one, then it shows and everyone knows that you had two (maybe three) brownies to eat that day. Well, I will just trim the edge so it's like eating one really long skinny brownie. I can go back and 'trim' multiple times and I don't feel as bad about eating them. I have learned to do the same with rice Krispy treats. As I stated above, Bob cuts them very crooked, so I get to do a lot of trimming! Yum.
You know what I mean, right? When the pan of brownies reaches a completed row, and you realize that if you cut one, then it shows and everyone knows that you had two (maybe three) brownies to eat that day. Well, I will just trim the edge so it's like eating one really long skinny brownie. I can go back and 'trim' multiple times and I don't feel as bad about eating them. I have learned to do the same with rice Krispy treats. As I stated above, Bob cuts them very crooked, so I get to do a lot of trimming! Yum.
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